pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.

(Source: misterdarcy)

Reblogged from obsessingoverirwin, Posted by mtvpush.
mtvpush:

Michael selfie! (Sorry Calum)

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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Reblog if you don’t care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

dan-howell-saved-my-life:

help-im-free:

starsofgallifrey:

nniam:

braveststyles:

 

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My followers better all reblog this.

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There should be more notes

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REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

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As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

No H8

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If you don’t rebolg this:

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^ you sir, killed me

The first one looked like my step sister (the one on the left)

(Source: boatsandrenemya)

rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

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(Source: vasuki)

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

Reblogged from barack-obottm, Posted by whatnickiwears.